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June 19, 2017

Total Fucking Moron Fills Out Guest Copy Receipt

RALEIGH, N.C. — Expressing surprise that he filled in “the wrong one,” sources confirmed Friday that local man Lucas Castaneda filled out the guest copy receipt […]
June 15, 2017

Returning Astronaut Can’t Believe No One Fucked His Wife

MADISON, Wis. — “I’m just happy to be home and I’m looking forward to spending lots of quality time with my beautiful wife, Marcy, and our […]
June 6, 2017

Coworker Spotted Wearing The Same Bleak Expression Two Days In A Row

AUSTIN, Texas — Sources confirmed that following a 9 a.m. all-staff meeting, customer service representative Doug Warren, 34, was caught sporting the same hopeless expression from […]
June 2, 2017

Man Never Thought Childhood Hobby Of Data Entry Would Lead To Career

DAYTON, Ohio — Stating that he considered himself an enthusiast since he was very young, Sam Johnson never believed he could turn his lifelong passion for […]
May 31, 2017

Sleazy Genie Oozes Out Of Fleshlight

JERSEY CITY, N.J. — Oozing onto the bedroom floor from a fleshlight wall mount, a sleazy genie reportedly appeared Tuesday before local man Daniel Casilimas, 24, to […]
May 26, 2017

Man Treats Himself To Handicapped Stall

FORT WAYNE, Ind. — After a long, hard day’s work, local market analyst Tim Fitzgerald decided he had earned the right to relax in his office’s […]
May 19, 2017

Group Chat’s Delicate Ecosystem Disrupted By Addition Of Invasive Stacy

MADISON, Wis. — What was at one time a calm and peaceful group chat among close friends has been devastated following the recent addition of an […]
May 16, 2017

This AMAZING Museum Is In An Abandoned Elevator Shaft! Wait, No. It’s Not A Museum. I Am Stuck In An Elevator Shaft.

New York City is a bastion of culture with an array of exciting, innovative museums to explore, which is why I wandered into an abandoned elevator […]