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Total Fucking Moron Fills Out Guest Copy Receipt

Total Fucking Moron Fills Out Guest Copy Receipt

RALEIGH, N.C. — Expressing surprise that he filled in “the wrong one,” sources confirmed Friday that local man Lucas Castaneda filled out the guest copy receipt like a total fucking moron.

“Oh, I got to fill in this one,” the dumbass reportedly said after testing out the pen on the merchant copy to make sure it had enough ink to fill in the guest copy receipt like the dimwitted dunce he is. “Ha ha, whoops.”

According to bystanders who witnessed the feeble-minded twit, this dumdum signed the guest copy receipt even though there was no line for him to insert his signature in the first place, the dolt.

“He asked for the receipt, and when I got it back, I saw that the gentleman filled out the guest copy instead of the merchant copy [like a slack-jawed ditz],” said his server Robin Moyer, referring to the receipt this waste of space filled out even after the mongoloid took his sweet ass time staring at the fucking thing to figure out what to tip the server.

“Oh, and [shit-for-brains] accidentally took my pen,” she added. “But he gave it back so it’s [not] okay.”

At press time, the spastic bumblefuck attempted to leave the restaurant by pushing on a pull-only door.

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Ricardo Angulo

Ricardo Angulo

Ricardo Angulo is a staff writer at The Whiskey Journal, where he covers premature obituaries.
Ricardo Angulo
Ricardo Angulo
Ricardo Angulo is a staff writer at The Whiskey Journal, where he covers premature obituaries.