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Cool Parents Raising Big Weirdo

WESTERN SPRINGS, Ill. -- In recent years, very cool parents Taylor and Anne Torrence have reportedly invested all of their efforts into making their...

Sick of Your Kids? There’s an App for That: iParent

  iParent is the world's first fully automated parenting app. When you're done playing Mommy, turn on iParent and kick your feet up.

SPECIAL REPORT: Leaked Documents Reveal Kevin Totally Has Crush On Suzie

AMERICA — Classified documents that many are saying is concrete proof of the long-rumored crush between Kevin (B-Gold Star Reading Group) and Suzie (G-Red...

Lonely Old Man Wishes Kids Wouldn’t Get Off His Lawn

By Andy Boyle ANN ARBOR, MICH. — After years of holding onto baseballs and yelling at trespassers, Reginald Fondtree now wishes kids wouldn’t get off...

Shitty Kid Still Bitching About Getting “the Wrong” Present

CLAYTON, MO—Two weeks ago, Callum and Ariel Campbell-Kenney gave their son, Tyler, age 8, the perfect gift, or so they thought. On Christmas Day,...

Teen Has Feelings Of Self-Worth And Happiness After First Drug Experience

OMAHA, Neb. -- After experimenting with drugs for the first time, area teen Grant Webb claimed to have had feelings of both self-worth and happiness,...

US Government Releases Updated Worst List

WASHINGTON D.C. -- The Department of Worsts and Means has released their 2012 update to The Worst List, with several notable new inclusions. Added...

‘Kidz Bop’ Branching Into Films

LOS ANGELES, Cali. -- Kidz Bop Productions, the group behind the popular series of reproductions of popular adult songs featuring children singers, is expanding...
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