Home Tags Baseball

Tag: Baseball

Little League Coach Masterfully Slots Fat Kid Into Cleanup Spot

LINCOLN, Neb. — In a stroke of genius, local Little League coach Jim Szarniak has placed Connor—the fat kid on the team—into the cleanup...

Final Day of MLB Regular Season; Jim Leyland Drunk

DETROIT, ROCK CITY – Today marks the final day of the regular season for Major League Baseball, so there’s a bunch of games being...

Chicago Gives Up On The Cubs, Starts Cheering For Favorite Foods

CHICAGO — Following another dismal season, sources confirmed Wednesday that Chicago Cubs fans have officially given up on their team and have instead started cheering for...

Bartolo Colón Eats Record Number Of Hot Dogs Over All-Star Break,...

NEW YORK — Oakland Athletics pitcher Bartolo Colón spent the Major League Baseball All-Star break eating a record breaking 72 hot dogs from a...

MLB Gives A-Rod Lifetime Achievement Award, Mandates Steroid Use Leaguewide

NEW YORK — Following his meeting with top MLB officials Friday, controversial Yankees 3rd baseman Alex Rodriguez has been awarded Major League Baseball’s Lifetime Achievement...

New Study Finds Winter Weather To Be Less Enjoyable Than Sunshine

EVERYWHERE, The World - Following a snowstorm on the first day of Spring, which was preceded by a gray-ass February, which itself came after...

30-Something Man Realizes He Is Happier When Not Working, Decides To...

ST. LOUIS, MO - Recently unemployed Bryan Kim (30) was stressed for a couple of days after he lost his job until he found...

Alex Rodriguez To Be Uncomfortable on Yankees’ Bench For 4-To-6 Months...

The New York Yankees’ announced Monday that Alex Rodriguez will have a surgery on his left hip that will leave the third baseman uncomfortable on...

Detroit Tigers Bad at High Fiving!

DETROIT - It is the height of irony, but some of the greatest sporters of our times, the team of baseballers from Detroit City...

Mark Prior Working Hard to Return to the DL

PAWTUCKET, Mass. -- Mark Prior, the former Cubs phenom last pitched in the majors in 2006, is currently pitching for Boston’s AAA affiliate Pawtuckett...
- Advertisement -

MOST POPULAR

HOT NEWS