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June 7, 2017

Make-A-Wish Kid Gets Stuck With Dwight Howard

ATLANTA — Last summer a diagnosis of leukemia devastated 13-year-old Jeffrey Mill and his family and even though he has kept a positive attitude throughout his […]
May 11, 2017

Little League Coach Masterfully Slots Fat Kid Into Cleanup Spot

LINCOLN, Neb. — In a stroke of genius, local Little League coach Jim Szarniak has placed Connor—the fat kid on the team—into the cleanup spot for […]
March 17, 2017

As Someone Who Just Gets Extremely Steamed Every March, ‘March Madness’ Is An Offensive Term

By guest blogger Tim Thompson I understand the appeal of the NCAA College Basketball Tournament. It’s a great showcase of athletic skill, and comparing brackets with […]
March 15, 2017

March Madness Preview: Which School’s Indentured Servants Are The Mightiest?

Wondering how to fill out your NCAA tournament bracket? Here are The Whiskey Journal’s picks for the mighty teams of unpaid laborers who will represent their regions at […]
March 10, 2017

Jay Cutler Finally Completes Court-Appointed Stint As Pro Football Player

CHICAGO — An overjoyed Jay Cutler was released from the Chicago Bears this week, having finally completed his court-appointed 11-year sentence of playing football at the […]
February 22, 2017

Trump Bests Kim Jong-Un’s Legendary Golf Game, Scoring 28 With 7 Holes-In-One

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — Brilliant star leader Doctor President Donald Trump has again displayed to us his heavenly glory by besting his North Korean counterpart’s legendary […]
February 6, 2017

Patriots, Falcons Have Final Coin Toss To See Who Has To Go To White House

HOUSTON, Texas — Following the first overtime game in NFL Super Bowl history, players from the New England Patriots and the Atlanta Falcons met in the Red […]
January 23, 2017

Packers, Steelers Punch Tickets To Alternative Facts Super Bowl

SAN FRANCISCO — The 2017 Alternative Facts Super Bowl will feature two of the NFL’s most storied franchises as the Green Bay Packers prepare to battle […]