When they announced he won late Tuesday night, I was like, “Haha all right. That’s hilarious. We’re gonna let a guy who challenged Rosie O’Donnell to a fight at Wrestlemania be President. Seriously, where is Hillary?”
People around me were laughing too and then we just stopped.
Uh, okayyyyy. I don’t think they’re joking.
They’re letting him talk now.
Okayyyyy, he’s now talking like he’s going to be the President?!?!
What is happening?!?
Is he our leader now? I mean, I get that maybe some people thought Hillary laughed weird or that Harambe was a funny thing to write in, but this many people voted for Trump? HALF OF AMERICA THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!?
I guess just never thought this would happen.
I’ve seen a lot of things during my time on Earth, but I never thought I’d get to see a reality TV show host be President. At this point, I’d even take a Bush. Maybe even a Reagan. Really, just anything else.
Well, I’m gonna go back to drinking whiskey in my bathtub and hope for the best.
Kyle Scanlan just doesn’t fucking know, man.
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