It’s that time of the year again. Luckily you have a few more days to file your tax returns this year, as Tax Day has been pushed back to April 18, 2016, rather than April 15, 2016. That gives you a few extra days to ponder the big question: Is it even worth it? Here are some of the pros and cons of doing your taxes this year.
Pro: Not being imprisoned for tax evasion
Con: Can’t finish the new season of Archer on Netflix
Pro: I feel like you could just write “Panama” on most of the lines and be cool for this year.
Con: But like, maybe not. I don’t know, the whole thing seems pretty messed up.
Pro: Wesley Snipes didn’t pay his taxes and came out of jail more ripped than he was in Blade.
Con: Wesley Snipes would totally call you a nerd if he knew you were doing this.
Pro: My cousin wrote “69” for every number once and he went to jail for a totally different thing.
Con: My buddy J-Dawg got audited once and he said it sucked real hard.
Pro: You can put a Post-It note in there for things you want your taxes to go to, like: “pothole on 2nd Ave” or “more chicken fingers in school lunches.”
Con: You can’t have your taxes go toward an Everclear laser show, I already checked.
Pro: You can easily do your own taxes through websites like TurboTax.
Con: You failed accounting in high school, and again in junior college.
Pro: You’ll have peace of mind knowing that you’ve fulfilled one of your obligations as a citizen of the United States of America.
Con: You’re a citizen in the United States of America.
Kyle Scanlan is just going to mail his dad some shit and hope for the best.
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