Potential Party Spots For President Trump’s Birthday

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Today is President Trump’s 71st birthday and no one, NO ONE, celebrates their birthday like Donald Trump. Here are some potential party spots for President Trump’s birthday:

  • Cheesecake Factory in Times Square
  • Ivanka’s lap
  • the Kremlin
  • Combination Taco Bell/KFC
  • Panama City Beach
  • an intimate dinner with the howling ghost of his father
  • Kid Rock’s hot tub
  • Outback Steakhouse, in honor of Australia’s “impressive healthcare”
  • The corner of 5th Avenue where he said he could shoot a guy and not lose a single voter

Where ever President Trump decides to celebrate, one thing is for certain, no one loves birthdays more than Trump.

Kyle Scanlan celebrated his birthday at a local Wendy’s. 

Image by Gage Skidmore