Today is President Trump’s 71st birthday and no one, NO ONE, celebrates their birthday like Donald Trump. Here are some potential party spots for President Trump’s birthday:
- Cheesecake Factory in Times Square
- Ivanka’s lap
- the Kremlin
- Combination Taco Bell/KFC
- Panama City Beach
- an intimate dinner with the howling ghost of his father
- Kid Rock’s hot tub
- Outback Steakhouse, in honor of Australia’s “impressive healthcare”
- The corner of 5th Avenue where he said he could shoot a guy and not lose a single voter
Where ever President Trump decides to celebrate, one thing is for certain, no one loves birthdays more than Trump.
Kyle Scanlan celebrated his birthday at a local Wendy’s.