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June 22, 2017

Senate Confirms Its Version Of Healthcare Bill Will Fully Cover All Yachting Injuries

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Breaking the long silence on the specifics of what the GOP healthcare bill will cover and what it will not, Senate Majority Leader […]
June 20, 2017

Forensic Sketch Artist Shows What The American Dream Might Look Like Today

WASHINGTON D.C. — Utilizing advanced imaging technology in hopes of generating a lead, FBI forensic artist Maria Vaughn released an age-progression sketch Tuesday depicting what the […]
June 14, 2017

Potential Party Spots For President Trump’s Birthday

Today is President Trump’s 71st birthday and no one, NO ONE, celebrates their birthday like Donald Trump. Here are some potential party spots for President Trump’s […]
June 13, 2017

‘Wonder Woman’ Reveals Heartening New Ways For Local Chauvinist To Subjugate Women

GARY, Ind. — After a screening of Wonder Woman on Monday, local chauvinist Seth Tannen reported a total change of heart in his feelings toward women. “I used […]
June 8, 2017

Testimony Confirms Comey Felt Need To Document Meetings He Had With Trump On Snapchat

WASHINGTON D.C. — During former FBI director James Comey’s federal testimony before Senate Intelligence Committee today, it was confirmed that Comey was compelled to document every encounter […]
May 31, 2017

We Cleared Up Donald Trump’s Covfefe Tweet In One Simple Google Search

May 25, 2017

Liberals Devastated As New Study Proves Guns Rule

ATLANTA — Left-leaning Democrats across the country hoped that a landmark study on gun research released today by the Center for Disease Control would vindicate their desire […]
May 22, 2017

Is This Boneless Deep-Sea Fish The Democrats’ New Secret Weapon?

Since January, the Democratic Party has been scrambling to reassemble itself. Scattered by the crushing loss of the 2016 election, progressives have never been more disjointed. […]