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March 22, 2017

Echo Chamber Confirms Opinion That Other People Are In An Echo Chamber

AUSTIN, Texas — Following a recent argument, confined exclusively to the comments section of a Facebook status, Jenson McKee, 28, an outspoken liberal and self-described “news […]
March 8, 2017

Pros And Even Better Pros Of The American Health Care Act

Speaker Paul Ryan and the House Republicans unveiled a new healthcare bill this week aimed at replacing Obamacare and at first glance it’s pretty awesome, but […]
March 7, 2017

’90s Fans Rejoice! The New American Health Care Act Allows People To Die From Their Favorite ‘Oregon Trail’ Diseases

It’s time to bust out the Zubaz, ’90s fans. A new healthcare bill called The American Health Care Act, meant to replace Obamacare, was introduced by […]
March 2, 2017

Unemployed Yiannopoulos Now Giving Literal Free Speeches

LOS ANGELES — The controversial and recently unemployed alt-right commentator Milo Yiannopoulos has been spotted at various locations around Los Angeles giving out his brand of […]
March 1, 2017

Steve Bannon Condemns Jewish Cemetery Vandals For Not Inviting Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Saying that he was deeply and personally offended by the transgression, White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon condemned the vandals who destroyed a Jewish […]
February 22, 2017

Trump Bests Kim Jong-Un’s Legendary Golf Game, Scoring 28 With 7 Holes-In-One

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — Brilliant star leader Doctor President Donald Trump has again displayed to us his heavenly glory by besting his North Korean counterpart’s legendary […]
February 9, 2017

Why Any Feminist Movement Must Include Me

By guest blogger Julie Braneker Despite increased efforts to build a more inclusive movement, the foremost weakness of feminism today remains its exclusion of very important […]
February 8, 2017

Sources: Trump Has Already Begun Drawing His Memoir

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just two weeks into his presidency, Donald Trump has already purchased crayons and construction paper and is hard at work scribbling his memoir, […]