Please Rent This Apartment That I Am Being Forced To Leave Because Of My Pet Bobcat


I’m getting kicked out of this great 2 bedroom, 1 bath apartment in Logan Square because of my dumb bobcat Carl. The landlord was really cool about it. He didn’t even have a problem with it but the city got notified, so he didn’t have a choice. Carl didn’t do any damage to the place because he loved it as much as I did. If anybody has any leads on bobcat-friendly apartments lemme know.

Here’s some details about the place my landlord wrote up for me, in hopes of finding someone to rent it out for January 1st:

Great Logan Square apartment with 2 BR and 1 BA on the 1st floor of a friendly 3-flat building near Palmer Square. Unit has original hardwood floors, 10ft ceilings, separate dining and living room, updated appliances, central heat/AC, ceiling fans in every room and modern paint colors. There is a finished, enclosed porch that can be used for storage or as an additional living space for a legal, medium-sized exotic animal. There is laundry in the building and a large outside space. A parking space is included in rent. Great Logan Square location near shopping, bars, and restaurants, grocery stores, Palmer Square, Milwaukee, Armitage and Fullerton Avenue. Close to many CTA bus lines and the Blue Line. Pets are okay with approval. Available January 1st. Lease is until June 1st, but is available to re-sign for a full year at that time. Email ( or text for a showing.

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Kyle Scanlan is in desperate need to rent this apartment and would love to show it to you.

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