CHARLESTON, Ill. — In the closing minutes of a non-competitive basketball game at the local YMCA, the Purple Team captain Kevin MacDonald began yelling at a referee about a no-call for the third week in a row.
“That guy is a total dick,” said YMCA referee Jenny Rogers. “He’s screaming two inches from my face about how I’m blind and I suck. C’mon man, I make nine dollars an hour.”
“I do not care about the integrity of this game,” Rogers added. “I will make sure you foul out immediately.”
MacDonald, 31, was repeatedly asked to calm down by YMCA staff, before squealing the tires on his Subaru as he sped out of the parking lot.
“I like Kevin but this isn’t really fun anymore,” said MacDonald’s teammate and lifelong friend Bart Noel. “Last week he called another referee a “chickenfucker.”
Noel added: “I saw him eat a chicken burrito 15 minutes before the game started. He has no business yelling at anyone.”
At press time, Macdonald was spotted cooling off in a nearby Wendy’s drive-thru.
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