Melons are a delicious, sweet, summery fruit. But could they also be boobs? We put a few melons to the test to see if they could double as boobs.
This melon could pass for your run-of-the-mill, everyday boob. Average size, firm, and could definitely fit into most bras.
Yummy yummy put these babies inside a scoop neck T-shirt and show them off because they could be boobs as well as a delicious lunchtime snack.
Kiwano (Horned Melon)
No. Gross. Not boobs. They have horns. Boobs don’t have horns unless they are dragon boobs.
Beautiful, exotic, firm. They have crinkly skin though, so they could only be boobs if they are passing for old boobs.
Armenian Cucumber Melon
Nope. These are dicks. Not boobs.
Holy guacamole, them’s some big ol’ yabbos! I’m talkin’ wowwie wowWOW. AWOOOOOOGA! Yeah, I’m pretty sure these could be stuffed into an enormous bra and pass for tasty tatas. Daddy likey.
Stephanie Weber has a bunch of apples in her bra.
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