Joe Biden Quietly Awaiting ALS Bucket Challenge Nomination


WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Joe Biden has been standing by with a fully-charged camera rig and tripod, just waiting for anyone to nominate him for the ALS bucket challenge. With Sarah Palin, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan and George W. Bush all making bucket challenge videos, the Vice President seems to be feeling a little out of the loop with the Internet craze.

A source close to the VP said it is all he talks about.

“He says he has a great idea and he can’t wait to do it,” said the source, speaking on the condition of anonymity. “I don’t know any specifics, but he keeps saying, ‘Think Shyamalan meets Jackass.'”

Biden would like to just film it ahead of time, but then he wouldn’t be able to personalize the speech.

Ross Kelly voted against the Budget Control Act in 2011 when he was a congressman.

Image by Marc Nozell.


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Ross Kelly grew up in St. Louis, MO: the land of a thousand arches. It was here that he never did comedy. He would go on to Southern Illinois, where he started doing stand-up and also started not finishing college. In 2012, he moved to Chicago to pursue more comedy, as well as an opportunity to continue not going to school. He is an original member of The Whiskey Journal team, and can make a pretty amazing hollandaise sauce.