WASHINGTON D.C. — A pouty-lipped Joe Biden told some of his cousins on Thursday that his GoFundMe campaign to send him to outer space is not pulling in as much money as he had hoped, Beltway sources have reported.
“I made a pretty badass video about why I want to go to outer space,” lamented the Vice President. “I really thought putting the first white Vice President in space would be something all the citizens of the world would like to get behind.”
Biden continued: “I’ll probably never get to go now.”
Biden’s youngest cousin Moe Biden said that the VP isn’t giving up and will try a Kickstarter next. Then he will give up.
Check out Ross Kelly’s GoFundMe to pay his rent and get glamour shots of him and his dog.
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