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March 22, 2017

Echo Chamber Confirms Opinion That Other People Are In An Echo Chamber

AUSTIN, Texas — Following a recent argument, confined exclusively to the comments section of a Facebook status, Jenson McKee, 28, an outspoken liberal and self-described “news […]
March 21, 2017

Cool Parents Raising Big Weirdo

WESTERN SPRINGS, Ill. — In recent years, very cool parents Taylor and Anne Torrence have reportedly invested all of their efforts into making their daughter Moira […]
March 20, 2017

Bible Verse Shared On Facebook Just As God Intended

DES MOINES, Iowa — Multiple sources have reported that early this week Facebook user Jake Nelson, 27, was seen posting a Bible verse onto the social […]
March 17, 2017

As Someone Who Just Gets Extremely Steamed Every March, ‘March Madness’ Is An Offensive Term

By guest blogger Tim Thompson I understand the appeal of the NCAA College Basketball Tournament. It’s a great showcase of athletic skill, and comparing brackets with […]
March 15, 2017

March Madness Preview: Which School’s Indentured Servants Are The Mightiest?

Wondering how to fill out your NCAA tournament bracket? Here are The Whiskey Journal’s picks for the mighty teams of unpaid laborers who will represent their regions at […]
March 14, 2017

Spring Break Destinations That Won’t Make Your Older Boyfriend Feel Weird

Spring Break is coming up, but you might feel left out because you are a college student with a much older boyfriend. Just because you are a […]
March 13, 2017

Family Can’t Believe How Beautiful The Wealthiest Part Of Impoverished Country Is

CATIA LA MAR, VENEZUELA — Taking in their idyllic surroundings as they strolled through a gorgeous beach resort, Williams family members couldn’t help but marvel at […]
March 10, 2017

Jay Cutler Finally Completes Court-Appointed Stint As Pro Football Player

CHICAGO — An overjoyed Jay Cutler was released from the Chicago Bears this week, having finally completed his court-appointed 11-year sentence of playing football at the […]