By Kyle Scanlan
MIAMI, FL — After being exposed in the fourth quarter, the forehead of LeBron James lead the Miami Heat to an overtime victory over the San Antonio Spurs in Game 6 of the NBA Finals on Tuesday night.
“When I ditched my headband, I wasn’t scared anymore,” said the forehead of LeBronJames. “Everyone already talks shit about me. This basically just sets it up on a tee for them. Bring it on.”
Following the disposal of the trademark headband, the forehead of LeBron James went into full-on attack mode, bringing the Heat back from double digits to avoid elimination, finishing the game with 32 points, 11 assists, 10 rebounds.
“I hope LeBron doesn’t wear the headband in game seven,” said the forehead of LeBron James, the four-time MVP. “On one hand, showing me off could be a lucky charm, the one thing that proves to everyone that LeBron is a champion. He deserves to be named with the greatest of all time.”
He continued: “On the other hand, I am fucking ugly-ass forehead.”
The forehead of LeBron James is listed as “unbearable” for Thursday night’s game.
Tweet all of your LeBron insults to Kyle at @kylescanlan.