Amazing! This Woman Is Running For President And She’s Not Even A Man


The world is full of endless possibilities and one woman is out to prove it by running for President of the United States of America, despite not being a man. Meet Hillary Rodham Clinton.

She was a senator from the state of New York for a few years and was most recently employed as the Secretary of State (very cool position).

Hillary is your normal woman. She likes spending time with her family and dogs, she carries hot sauce in her purse and her husband has cheated on her. There’s just one thing that separates Hillary from other women and that is that she is running for President, despite not having a flesh tower between her legs.

Yeah, you’re not misreading that. Hillary cares so little about not having a meat popsicle that despite over 200 years of Presidents with pants full of one-eyed trouser-snakes, she is just going to run for President anyway. Amazing! This is probably one of the craziest stories you’ll hear this election season.

So, the next time you think a President has to have a heat-seeking moisture missile, remember that Hillary Clinton is about to change that.

Slay, queen. Slay.

Kyle Scanlan would advise you not to Google “slang words for male genitalia” right after eating. 

Image by Gage Skidmore.