Local Woman Won’t Shut The Fuck Up About Pumpkin Spice Lattes

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CHICAGO — 24-year-old public relations coordinator Brittany McDonald won’t shut the fuck up about the seasonal return of Pumpkin Spice Lattes to global coffee chain Starbucks, numerous sources reported.

“I love fall!” McDonald said while ordering her second Pumpkin Spice Latte of the day. “I get to wear my boots, it’s not too hot or too cold and at least three times a day I can have two of these,” she said, pointing to her venti cup. “It’s perfect.”

McDonald’s autumnal urge to discuss PSLs with everyone she meets, comes as no surprise to close friends and family. 

“I finally unfollowed her on Instagram,” said McDonald’s sister Jane. “If I saw her post one more selfie holding a Starbucks cup, I was going to lose my goddamn mind.” 

At press time, sources confirmed that McDonald has returned to Starbucks to order her fourth Pumpkin Spice Latte of the day. 

 A Pumpkin Spice Latte has 450 calories, 62g of carbs, and 62g of sugar.