Anthony Weiner Confirms There Were More Wieners



NEW YORK — With his wife beside him, former Congressman and current mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner has confirmed he is not dropping out of the New York City mayoral race despite more lewd photos and sext messages being leaked after he left Congress in June of 2011 for similar behavior.

“I said that other texts and photos were likely to come out, and today they have,” said Weiner. “As I have said in the past, I’m a fucking scumbag. I probably shouldn’t have a smart phone and wiener.”

The new allegations are from a woman claiming she and Weiner had a relationship last summer, during which Weiner sent multiple pictures of his erect penis. The source goes on to say that she and Weiner were “in love” and had phone sex several times a day shortly after the birth of Weiner’s first child. 

“I’ve been trying to teach Anthony M.O.B.,” said Weiner’s wife Huma Abedin. “That horny motherfucker won’t listen.”

At press time, Weiner was found inside of the men’s bathroom going over his speech before addressing the press. He was also taking a picture of his penis.