Nation Displeased About Returning To Work After Spending Entire Weekend Watching Arrested Development

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PITTSBURGH — After a seven-year hiatus, Arrested Development made a splashy return on Sunday, causing most of the nation to spend Memorial Day weekend inside, speed-watching the newest season on Netflix before regretfully returning to work Tuesday.

“The rest of this week is going to be really tough,” said 34-year-old Michael Weber. “I was  hoping to watch all the episodes by Monday afternoon, so I could have a chance to do my errands. Then I remembered everything was probably closed because of Memorial Day, so I just watched it again.”

He continued: “I don’t even have bread.”

Fans of the show not only spent most of their weekend watching the newest season of the series, but also arguing about whether or not it was better or worse than the original. Now many fans are left asking themselves, “Did I make a huge mistake?”

Kyle fell asleep on his couch multiple times this weekend between episodes of Arrested Development.