Giant Kitten Saves Fireman Stuck In Tree


CHICAGO — A city fireman that had climbed too high and became stuck in a tree was rescued by a giant kitten early this afternoon.

The heroic giant kitten Oscar, 6 weeks-old, reportedly picked the fireman up by his collar and safely placed him back on the ground.

“Holy shit!” said the newly rescued firemen, as he stood in awe of what just happened. “That giant cat just pulled me out of a tree! Did you fucking see that?”

He added: “That cat was like 12 feet tall!”

Sources said the Chicago fireman had spent most of the weekend doing massive amounts of LSD, and the entire thing may have just been a hallucination. 

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Photo by James Webb @StandUp_StandUp